Canal Street Bummin'

Just off of Canal on Walker Street I always see my favorite bum. Some guys are homeless because of a tough turn and things starting spiraling.

This guy is just totally fucking bonkers. Like completely nuts, screaming at people for change, and muttering some incomprehensible jibberish that sounds like Taz from the Looney Tunes. I feel kinda bad for the dood, because he probably needs clinical treatment, but it's the best watching people bug the fuck out because they have no clue how to brush this guy off. It's virtually impossible to say, "no, I'm sorry," to someone who only makes noises and spits, shaking his cup at you.

If I was a bum, I would totally be like this dood, and just be completely insane. Crazy always wins.