FOR OUR 4 FATHERS

Kegstands, overcooked burgers, and fireworks. Freedom is pretty fucking sweet, especially when a federal holiday gives us the day off.



So, go out tonight [or today, you lushes], drink your body weight in beer, eat more cows than our eco-system can permit, watch pretty, sulphuric explosions in the sky, and celebrate, because damn it, we're Americans!

Amid blacking out and pretty fireworks, while we remember the great words of Mr. Jefferson that set our nation on it's course to independence, this 4th of July is especially important as it will be President Bush's last term in the White House, something that every American can drink to!